I have a disease

I have a problem. A disease really. I'm not sure of the medical name for it but you might know it as:

Ieattoomuchcrap or IE:TMC

Read on to discover if you show signs or symptoms of IE:TMC and how to treat it. 

Symptoms include:

• Being the first one emailed when free food is brought into the office ie: donuts.
• Complete lack of self control around anything salty or sweet.
• Disregard for health.
• Talking constantly and incessantly about food.
• Spending hours on Pinterest perusing unhealthy recipes.

Possible side effects include (but are not limited to):

• No longer needing to wear a belt.
• Avoidance of mirrors.
• Guilt.
• Finding unhealthy quantities of food photos on your phone.
• Praying your trainer doesn't ask what you ate today or follow your Instagram.

Treatments:

Still unknown but research is currently being done (at my house). Additional information can be found below. 

If you, or someone you know has IE:TMC seek help and do the following:

• Get removed from food related emails by coworkers.
• Only buy healthy foods to prevent night and evening binges.
• Take alternate routes to avoid viewing the vending machine. 

Remember, you're not alone. Together we can find a cure. (in the meantime, hide the donuts)

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