...my dog was trying to dislocate my shoulder on our walk yesterday.
...allergies are the most ridiculously dumb thing in the world.
...whoever has season 3 of Downton Abbey needs to return it to the library stat.
...I'm getting a little better at eating healthy.
...there is enough hair (mine) in my vacuum to make a wig. Gross, I know.
...something died somewhere in, or around, my basement. It smells.
...only getting to see my husband two weekends a month is getting old.
...traveling is the best way to spend my money.
...my "to do" list will never get done.
...laundry is the best household chore.
...I'm really in the mood to bake something.
...I have an obsession with any and all paper products.
..."I should have been a teacher" every year when summer arrives.
...people that walk super slow are annoying.
...it's time for breakfast.