I Gained 5 Pounds

I'm BAAACK!! 

In case you didn't notice I've been MIA the past week, I would like to point it out now (P.S. thanks to Kala for providing the one and only post while I was gone). Seth and I got home from our cruise Saturday, which also happened to be my 27th Birthday. Dang, I'm old. 

I'm pretty sure I'm still recovering from a fantastic trip and a long fun-filled 3 day weekend though, so I don't have a whole lot to ramble about right now. 

Here's a few highlights from the vacay.

• I gained 5 pounds because I ate approximately 7 meals a day (minimum). 
  
  
  
• I was a terrible blogger and only managed to take photos of a couple meals. I was too busy eating them. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
• The long island ice teas they serve on the Beach in St. Thomas are straight alcohol. Nothing else. This girl was duuunnnne.
  
  
  
• The free donut shop on the ship could have caused a lot more damage if they had been Krispy Kremes.
  
  
  
• Our ship made other ships look like toys when we were parked next to them at port.

  

  This photo doesn't even do it justice.

• We were offered illegal drugs no less than 3 times while visiting St. Maarten.
• I ran 2.4 laps around the running track on the ship exactly one time which equals 1 mile. Then I ate more food.
  
• I somehow managed to spend $0 on souvenirs but dropped way to much change on a couples massage. 
• No matter where we were going we managed to end up on the wrong side of the ship 9 times out of 10. It was huge. That's what she said.
• I thought about work 0 total times until we got back to KS and I realized no tornadoes had passed through the area to destroy it. 
• We saw lots of itsy-bitsey-teeny-weeny-bikinis on not so itsy-bitsey-teeny-weeny people. And WAY too many Speedos. Unless your an Olympic swimmer, the answer is NO to the Speedo.

And finally...

• Two different people asked Seth and I if we were brother and sister. No, and WTF?

I hope to write more about the trip later in the week. I'm sure it will be all the extra stuff you find incredibly boring, but I want to remember it when I'm old. So, feel free to read and roll your eyes or skip it and come back later:)

One very important final note:

MY HUSBAND FINALLY LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE AS ME!!!!